"Yessss... yesss, I do. Heh. Look ssstranger, it ain't all peachesss and candy corn, m'kay? Sssshit'ssss real. If my employersss notice the anomaliesss firssst, it'ssss mayday. Not jusssst for me, but you asss well. They're gonna dessscend on thissss place like a ssswarm of pirranhassss and it ain't gonna be pretty. And if they ssspot ME here, well, ssssame thing." The Slug leans in closer to the camera. "Look, I can make it worth you'ssss while, kay? It ain't the gunssss they're after. Sssure they'll ssscrub that clean eventually, but you'll be done with them by the time they do. Do me a favor here, and I'll let you keep a copy of whatever you bring back." The Slug pulls out a checklist and a red pen. With a flick of his tentacle, the checklist vanishes and reappears beside you. "Here'sss the lissst. Don't get too cocky. It'sss difficult keeping thessse guysss in one place without them being noticed, ssso we'ssss jusssst gonna sssstart with whichever'sss next on the lissst. I'm ssstill working on a permanent ssssolution to get them all back home, but until now they're trapped in a ssssort of death loop. Sssso you jussst gotta kill them, guilt free and all that, and that'll buy me ssssome more time."
"Yessss... yesss, I do. Heh. Look ssstranger, it ain't all peachesss and candy corn, m'kay? Sssshit'ssss real. If my employersss notice the anomaliesss firssst, it'ssss mayday. Not jusssst for me, but you asss well. They're gonna dessscend on thissss place like a ssswarm of pirranhassss and it ain't gonna be pretty. And if they ssspot ME here, well, ssssame thing." The Slug leans in closer to the camera. "Look, I can make it worth you'ssss while, kay? It ain't the gunssss they're after. Sssure they'll ssscrub that clean eventually, but you'll be done with them by the time they do. Do me a favor here, and I'll let you keep a copy of whatever you bring back." The Slug pulls out a checklist and a red pen. With a flick of his tentacle, the checklist vanishes and reappears beside you. "Here'sss the lissst. Don't get too cocky. It'sss difficult keeping thessse guysss in one place without them being noticed, ssso we'ssss jusssst gonna sssstart with whichever'sss next on the lissst. I'm ssstill working on a permanent ssssolution to get them all back home, but until now they're trapped in a ssssort of death loop. Sssso you jussst gotta kill them, guilt free and all that, and that'll buy me ssssome more time."
The Slug leans in closer to the camera. "Look, I can make it worth you'ssss while, kay? It ain't the gunssss they're after. Sssure they'll ssscrub that clean eventually, but you'll be done with them by the time they do. Do me a favor here, and I'll let you keep a copy of whatever you bring back."
The Slug pulls out a checklist and a red pen. With a flick of his tentacle, the checklist vanishes and reappears beside you. "Here'sss the lissst. Don't get too cocky. It'sss difficult keeping thessse guysss in one place without them being noticed, ssso we'ssss jusssst gonna sssstart with whichever'sss next on the lissst. I'm ssstill working on a permanent ssssolution to get them all back home, but until now they're trapped in a ssssort of death loop. Sssso you jussst gotta kill them, guilt free and all that, and that'll buy me ssssome more time."
The Slug leans in closer to the camera. "Look, I can make it worth you'ssss while, kay? It ain't the gunssss they're after. Sssure they'll ssscrub that clean eventually, but you'll be done with them by the time they do. Do me a favor here, and I'll let you keep a copy of whatever you bring back."
The Slug pulls out a checklist and a red pen. With a flick of his tentacle, the checklist vanishes and reappears beside you. "Here'sss the lissst. Don't get too cocky. It'sss difficult keeping thessse guysss in one place without them being noticed, ssso we'ssss jusssst gonna sssstart with whichever'sss next on the lissst. I'm ssstill working on a permanent ssssolution to get them all back home, but until now they're trapped in a ssssort of death loop. Sssso you jussst gotta kill them, guilt free and all that, and that'll buy me ssssome more time."